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Dr. Bob’s Diagnosis

THOUGHTS FROM A SMOKING STETHOSCOPE JANUARY 15, 2010

Dr. Robert Kiess

The Doctor Is In

I am a pipe smoking family physician as well as a pipe carver (DR BOB PIPES) and I am appalled and angered by the anti-smoking propaganda that we pipe people have to labor under these days.

I plan to have articles like this one appear in the Intelligencer to help build facts that we all can use in some way. I applaud Craig Tarler and Fred Brown who are giving all of us some basis to use our freedom of speech to protest this anti-smoking nonsense.

Many of ushave sat around in our rooms at the pipe shows and dream of ways to fight our cause. Often we conclude we cannot do much because we feel powerless because of the lack of legal defense we could muster, primarily because of huge legal costs. Also what forum would we use?

I spoke to a pipe smoking attorney a few years ago and asked him why no attorneys would jump into this arena as it seems there would be plenty of legal cases. His answer was “Bob, there is no money in that for attorneys.”

One obvious way to fight would be to smoke in a banned place, get arrested, and then take it to court and win because of constitutional violations. This would set a precedent much like the victorious case won a few years ago in that restaurant in Pittsburgh, Pa. But who would be that sacrificial lamb and who would be that attorney who would step up to the plate?

In the meantime here we are starting to do our part and thus the Intelligencer. The antismokers (henceforth simply “anti’s”) are quite a group are they not? They use any and all means to promote their cause.

The followingare just a few of their twisted methods of operation • crusade • hypocrisy • political compromise and stunts • lies • unconstitutionality • stupidity. The crusade is a term I have used often and is so appropriate. Think about the old crusades. They were won by a group of passionates about a cause. They mustered all the power they could find by forging great instruments of destruction and enlisting those with strength and skill. They went forth to win AT ANY COST!!!! So go the anti’s as they will attempt to win at any cost.

Their cause is not really about stopping smoking but hating the smoker (like crushing the smoker as you would crush the butt of a cigarette). Yes, most of this is about cigarettes but kid not yourself as they are already drawing a bead on those of us who smoke a pipe or cigar; i.e.,the 2 reps from Tennessee who have proposed a bill to increase tax on pipe tobacco to as high as $25/lb .

So if we are to engage the enemy in this crusade, we must be informed and know truth, become informers or teachers to those close to us at home or in the workplace, be zealous and uncompromising, and willing to work hard and make personal sacrifices.

THE STUPID AND THE LIARS

Let us look at some of the distortions, stupidity and lies out there; this reminds me of a tornado-twisting to destruction everything in its path! The crusader knows how to distort facts and even produce outright falsification of facts especially in the medical science arena. We call it junk science.

The crusader knows how to use press releases giving false information before published data is available. A hot topic lately is the e-cigarette (ec) which is a device that vaporizes a liquid that has nicotine in it. It is a great invention that should save more lives as people will get primarily nicotine delivered and not the other 4,000 ingredients.

The ec is successfully being used in Europe. Well there are plenty of anti’s attacking. How about a look at stupidity. Two senators from New Jersey are asserting that ec’s are more dangerous than regular cigarettes and that this is a ploy by Big Tobacco (BT) to deceive people into thinking that ec’s are safer than regular ones. Ec’s have a trace of carcinogens plus nicotine while regular cigs have over 40 know carcinogens.

 And BT has nothing to do with ec’s, in fact they don’t even make them nor do they market them!!! So, what are the senators really saying? That real cigs are safer than ec’s?

These stups need a course in basic science. Recently the FDA tried to stop the import of ec’s coming into the U.S. because they were a device/drug. But a U.S. District Court ruled against this and stated it was a tobacco product and thus would fall into that category.

A device or drug would have to go through tight clinical and/or epidemiological trials which could take 20 years before they could say this product decreases diseases. Obviously this would be a fatal blow to the device (ec’s) for it could be taken off the market because it had not conducted those trials. If left to be a tobacco product, then the tobacco act precludes the FDA from regulating any tobacco product.

One of the militant crusaders is The Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids and they argue that the FDA should regulate ec’s because they represented a clear blow to public health. So those dummies are saying that smoking cigarettes is healthier than ec’s.

Ec’s represent a great way for current cigarette smokers to quit and to prevent former smokers from relapsing back into regular cigarettes and those 40 carcinogens. And would you believe that some of the stronger voices against ec’s (as being health hazards) are the Big Pharma companies that make stop smoking products like the pills or the patches? Gee would getting into their financial pockets possibly be motivating them?

The lies are astounding especially from the standpoint of the scientific standards that are to be followed by research groups. There have been multiple smoking bans initiated by many countries and then a year later, these groups have published false outcomes. They all showed a considerable drop in heart attack rates.

One study is from Swiss Medical Weekly in which they showed a 22 percent drop in heart attacks after the ban started. The problem with that study is that there were no comparison groups. There should have been studies in other towns of similar size as the decrease may have been from a general secular downward trend secondary to controlling cholesterol and hypertension and improved medical treatment of heart attacks.

That Swiss town has a large transient population of vacationers and the rate of heart attacks were the same among residents and none residents. If the rate truly dropped then it should have been much lower in the residents as one would not expect it from transients staying there for a week or two.

Another lie came from the Institute of Medicine Committee on Second Hand Smoke Exposure and Acute Coronary Events in which they reported they conducted a comprehensive review of published and unpublished data on the effects of smoking bans on the rate of heart attacks.

In a separate communication they even said they did not look at the unpublished data which included the countries of the United States, Scotland, England, Wales, Denmark and the states of Florida, California, New York, and Oregon. This latter list of studies from these countries and states showed NO EFFECT ON HEART ATTACK RATES FROM THE SMOKING BAN.

So the IOM could not resist some lying. There is so much out there nowadays regarding info relative to smoking that it is hard to keep up with it.

Hopefully these summaries of crusader tactics will be helpful and will give us all something useful to see the truth.

 More crusader stuff latter…. Dr. Bob

‘In Defense of Smokers’

I have been reading a very interesting book, “In Defense of Smokers!” written by Lauren A. Colby of Frederick, Md.

attorney/author

"In Defense of Smokers"

Colby wrote the book in 2003, so I contacted him via email to see if he continues to support his findings and his book.

“If I had time to re-write the book, I’d be much more definitive and would conclude, on the basis of the recent evidence, that smoking is entirely harmless. In the intervening years, however, I have become sort of an elder statesman among lawyers representing the radio broadcast industry and really don’t have time to pursue my hobbies.”

That is his quick answer. The longer version is that we should go to his website In Defense of Smokers to find updates to the original work.

“These updates include references to recent demographic studies which show that countries with the highest rates of smoking have the longest life expectancies and lowest rates of lung cancer; that animal experiments, conducted during the Clinton administration, continue to be negative (i.e., massive exposure to tobacco smoke doesn’t harm the animals); and that lung cancer rates in Los Angeles, Miami and New York are declining because of Hispanic and Asian immigration.”

Chapter 7 is one of the intriguing sections in Colby’s book. Here you will find a discussion and revelations about the Surgeon General’s Reports on
Smoking from 1964-1982.

“The 1964 Report was issued by a committee of ten “scientists”, picked from a list of 150 scientists and physicians, heavily weighted towards government agencies and large organizations active in public relations, with a low representation from the scientific community. There were no statisticians on the panel, although statistical expertise was essential to a proper analysis of the epidemiological studies, which formed a large part of the “evidence” which was studied. In 1965, a prominent statistician, K.A. Brownlee, of the University of Chicago, wrote a scathing review of the Report, pointing to many discrepancies in the statistical data. I will refer to that later.”

This book is a must read for any pipe smoker, or smoker for that matter.

It is on Colby’s website in full. I can’t recommend this too highly. It has all the details, the lies, the misconceptions, the methods in which the federal government shades the truth to put forth its own “truths.”

To be informed is to be forewarned. I believe in having all the information available, and making up my own mind.

My fellow brothers of the briar go to Colby’s website, read what he has written. It will open your eyes as never before.

My plan is to write more, using Colby’s work, and others, as sources for some astounding news that left out of the equations in news media accounts concerning tobacco.

Another Nut Job Tax Proposal

So, you think California is a nut job state?

Check this out from Florida. A duly-elected democratic representative from St. Petersburg, Fla., has put forth a new tax bill that will, if passed, hit at the heart of pipe smokers.

Rep. Darryl Rouson has written and placed in the Florida House hopper a tax bill that places a 25 percent surtax on retail sales of all pipes, no matter their size, shape, or intended use.

He says he is trying to get at the druggies in his state. Oh, yeah, and my grandmother was a Chinese aviator (no offense to our Chinese friends).

Rouson is quoted in the Orlando Sentinel thus: We all know the head shops, gas stations, and novelty stores in Florida are selling drug paraphernalia under the charade of being “tobacco pipes,’” Rouson said in a press release for HB 187. “If these items are to be available to the citizens of Florida, then we should charge a surtax on these consumers who are obviously using the pipes to do drug.

Don’t buy this malarkey! Rouson is trying to produce a 25 percent revenue stream on the backs of pipe smokers. He isn’t after the druggies. His bill says “all pipes,” including pipes made of wood, ceramic as well as “water pipes.”

Where  was this guy when the U.S. spent millions, if not billions, on the War Against Drugs? We are still burning marijuana patches in Central and South America. He should be aiming his programs toward beefing up that part of the U.S. military operations. His state, of course, is a major military player.

This is just an outrage. The voters of Florida should not be fooled by this foolish proposal.

You can read the entire mess on the link below. I am also linking to the Orlando Sentinel story so you can read Rouson’s message for yourself.

Many thanks to the folks at pipesmagazine.com for bringing this to our attention!

 You can find the Florida House Bill 187 here. The Orlando Sentinel story is here.

This nation gets crazier by the day. No, make that by the moment.

If we do not make our collective voices heard over this type of insanity, then we are in jeopardy of losing our hobby to the nut jobs.

Cash Has ‘Clunked’ Us

I am somewhat behind on the states and their new laws governing smoking. But here is one that you need to read.

Maine has outlawed smoking outdoors! As of Sept. 12, 2009, smoking is prohibited “in an outdoor eating arena where food and drink is served to the public for consumption on the premises, 24 hours per day, 365 days a year.

You can read the Maine law here

The law includes “patios, decks, or other property that is partially enclosed or open to the sky.”

Imagine that? I wonder how long it will be before some politician wooing votes comes up with the idea to stop one from smoking on one’s own outdoor “deck, patio, that is partially enclosed or open to the sky?”

Check out the Maine law, and then write your Congressman to inform them that you are a pipesmoker whose rights are being trampled upon.

We are being taxed without representation in Congress. We are being punished by revenue-hungry politicians, who are pandering to the wingnuts of society, who are furthering their own causes on the backs of tobacco users.

This is a fight that all tobacco users must, must, take up!

Unless we combine our efforts to support our choices of smoking tobacco when we want, we are going to be pushed out of existence.

I fear the day is coming in which it will be against federal law to smoke in one’s home, or patio, or deck.

I for one am opposed to all federal legislation that takes away any of my rights established by the U.S. Constitution, as amended. Unless the Constitution is amended to prevent my ability to choose my own lifestyle, then I oppose any such legislation passed by pandering lawmakers, state or federal.

Ron Paul, who ran as a Libertarian in 1998 and as a Republican candidate in the 2008 presidential contest, was quoted in the Sept. 28, edition of Time Magazine on the loss of our rights.

Here is what this topnotch thinker, physician, and Congressman from Texas said: He was asked why he supports the legalization of marijuana: “Why support the criminalization of marijuana is the better question. First, I defend it because a free society allows people to make free choices, even dumb choices. And the problems we have with the war on drugs are a thousand times worse than the problems we have with drug over usage.”

Question: Why do you oppose the income tax?

Ron Paul: “Because I have a right to the fruits of my labor, and government does not. I f you concede the principle of the income tax, you concede the principle that the government owns all your income and permits you to keep a certain percentage of it. God-given rights to our life and our liberty don’t come from government.”

Friends and neighbors, these are basic rights provided to every citizen of America through that wonderful document, the U.S. Constitution. You have the right to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” Unfettered by any governing body.

My argument is that no governing body has authority over your rights of liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We elect politicians to do our work, for which they are handsomely rewarded. For me, all of them should be term-limited. The philosophy of “seniority,” has long-since passed into oblivion. Now, lobbyists handing out bags of money to politicians handle America’s business through legislation. The only thing to do with seniority is the longer you have been in Congress, the more lobbying money you can get. Money is governing your rights today, not your welfare.

You can check out the politicos who took wads of cash from the health-care industry, the health insurance industry, the anti-tobacco industry in the fight over tobacco use. It is outrageous. And many of those politicos who are defeated for re-election, turn to those same lobbying firms for employment and big-time paychecks to help those industries guide legislation through Congress to benefit Big-Medicine, Big Insurance and Big-Pharma, Big Anti.

You have to go back to the Robber Barons of the 19th century, the captains of industry and the railroads, who amassed personal fortunes through questionable business practices. It was a sorry time in America history, just as it is today when we hand out money to bail out Wall Street and the bankers, who got us into the Great Recession in the first place.

For their next act, our current run of politicians in Washington insulted the American public by a “cash for clunkers” scam to plug the Swiss cheese economic holes in the automobile industry, an industry that has been greedy, blind to public desires and blaming everyone but their shortsighteness.

Those big cash rebates were nothing more than a gimmick to get the unsuspecting in to the show rooms, and turn over the keys to a new car, a new car note, and taxes on the rebate. They giveth on one hand and taketh away on the other. Same old game.

If we don’t wake up, not only will tobacco be lost to those of us who enjoy our pipes and cigars and other forms of tobacco use. You might find that it is illegal to, say, enjoy a glass of wine or a mixed drink because that can lead to alcoholism, which can lead to more automobile wrecks, which can lead to death, which impacts the nation’s economy.

See where this can go?

My hope is that enough people will eventually awaken and take control of their lives, instead of leaving that up to local, state and federal governments.

I do not speak of revolution, but I fear we are headed in that direction unless Congress and other political elites awaken to the fact the very fabric of American life is being threatened.

Adapt or Die

All right, already. Both ends of America’s coast, from the Atlantic to the Pacific, have joined up in a nutty fruit bar experiment.

Now, New York wants to ban cigarette smoking in parks and on its beaches. California went that route sometime back.

Let’s see. We can no longer smoke in restaurants, bars, public transportation, public buildings, and now the Antis are adding public parks and beaches to the list.

This, obviously, gets into the issue of the so-called dangers of second hand smoke. I will have more to say on that in the future, but just on the basis of what I have read, this is an outrageous affront.

One woman said she wanted “to breathe fresh air,” and therefore did not want to be around smokers.

Uh, I hate to tell you this, but there is no such thing as fresh air in America. It is loaded with pollutants. It is laden with all manner of bugs, germs, and debris. You are breathing it in whether or not you are inside or outside.

It is a thousand times worse in some of the developing nations. Go to, say, Thailand, and you can drop dead from exhaust fumes.

At least we are not that bad off, yet.

The Antis have mastered the wolf pack mentality to a T. They are surrounding the issue of tobacco, and clipping off the weak links, one by one.

A very reliable source wrote me the other day, and I have to tell you I have made a mistake. We can no longer separate pipe smokers from cigarette smokers, or any other users of tobacco. I was wrong, and I admit it.

We have to combine our strengths to fight this overt attack against our free choice. Politics makes for strange bedfellows. I do not like cigarette smoke, but I do see the wisdom in joining forces.

Pipe smokers are too small a demographic to fight the fight alone. We need to unite all users of tobacco in this effort to curtail the assault from the Antis on our choices and freedoms.

If the Antis are successful in this effort in New York, then it will move out to other cities and towns across the nation. If the Big Apple falls, you can bet the smaller apples will follow down the road.

I believe that if we lose this fight overall, we will not even be allowed to smoke in the privacy of our own home without some sort of huge penalty, tax, or worse, exclusion from health insurance policies!

This is a serious affront. Be sure to read the New York health report on this. You can find it here.

We are looking at the future right now. If this goes through, then all users of tobacco products will be under duress, with little room for redress. The courts are against us, for the most part, as is the public in general.

I do not advocate smoking around children or adults who are opposed to smoking. I always ask if it is all right to light up my pipe when I am out in public. I comply with the wishes and feelings of those around me.

But, I do not believe that it is within any state’s purview to dictate my choices, as long as I agree not to harm others, upwind or downwind.

Be assured, this only the tip of this iceberg. It is floating out way.

And, please believe me when I tell you that I hate bringing bad news all the time. But lately, it has all be bad, with no relief in sight.

Tobacco product users must unite in this fight to save our rights to make free choices in our own behavior.

As an old Army buddy who survived the Bataan Death March told me once:

“Adapt or die.”